I’d oft wondered where the phrase came from, and so today, I have looked it up.
And in other news…
Well, it seems there isn’t any. The pic above was taken from the BBC News website this morning. Â Apart from some sport, nothing has happened in the world for three days, according to their top 10 news stories, which are all dated April 28th.
In other, other news:
Well, apart from me becoming officially old today – thankÂ you Google and Classic FM for reminding me! – not much has happened around here either, that would be considered newsworthy.
The new dog that we haven’t yet got, is already costing a small fortune and Mrs M has visited the local pet shop to get advice, so many times, she is now on first name terms with the staff there. She’s spent an abundance on food and blankets and bowls and leads and chews and just about anything else that the good people of Pets At Home felt it was worth showing her.
I’ve just shelled out several hundred pounds for a new garden fence, as the old one had holes in it that a small pup could squeeze through… and we don’t want that.
And Amelia has spent all of her pocket money on doggy treats and toys, and has chosen the name Saber (sic). Even though Mrs M and I think it sounds like a boy dog’s name – we’re getting a bitch – we seem to have gone with it and it’s now engraved on her collar.
As it’s my birthday, I believe Mrs M is taking me over to exotic Hemel Hempstead later today, for a film and dinner.
So much for outdoor sexÂ then.