On a whim last week, I bought meself one of them big flat screen tellies.
Unlike my old TV, this one didn’t come with Surround Sound, and so this week, I decided to treat myself to one and took me off to the nearest Hi-Fi shop. Unfortunately, I also took Mrs Masher.
Having already done some [...]

Well, I’m back on the road again - not that you lot would know I’ve been off it, because I forgot to mention it.
But…
Last Sunday afternoon, we all jumped in the car to go swimming. I put the car into reverse and had travelled only about two inches when: WHOOSH! The front nearside tyre went [...]

You know how sometimes when you are asleep, outside influences infiltrate the dream you are having?
Last night, I was dreaming that I was eating noodles. They hadn’t been cooked and were crunchy. Very crunchy.
They were also struggling to not be eaten and I could feel them frantically running around the inside of my mouth.
It was [...]

Sorry I haven’t posted anything here for a while. I’ve been busy, see.
Not busy with anything in particular, but just busy in general.
Since I went self-unemployed, there has been a change in the division of responsibilities for myself and the current Mrs Masher. She now works full-time, whilst I languish at home watching Trisha all [...]

Six months ago, in order that Mrs Masher could restart her career without fear of falling pregnant again - however unlikely that might be, considering - I allowed a licenced quack with a sharp knife and a soldering iron to attack my nether regions.
Earlier today, I visited the Doctor’s Surgery for the test results.
“Well, Mr [...]

Just before our holiday, the current Mrs Masher and I went down to that London. Covent Garden to be more exact. The New Connaught Rooms on Great Queen Street to be even more precise.
The reason for our going there, was so I could be presented with an award for donating lots of blood over the [...]

Well, we’ve just got back from holiday and I have a sore arse. And no, it wasn’t THAT sort of holiday!
We’ve just returned from a fantastic week in Elveden Forest. We stayed in CentreParcs and I’ll admit to being suitably impressed. It caters marvelously for families, with plenty to keep the kids amused. It’s a [...]